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Joke of the Day

"Marriage Counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage? Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns. Husband: Divorce is strong with this one."

"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pit bull."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. She thinks to herself, 'Some asshole's got my pen.'"

"I missed your birthday because I didn't log onto Facebook that day. #LetsBeReal"

"What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement."

"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"

"Can you eat me out? What are you doing?! I just wanted some of your pot brownie."

"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."

"What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing? They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation."

"How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !"