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Joke of the Day

"Reddit has taught me this in case I ever have a daughter. Never ever get a full size mirror installed in her bathroom."

"I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it."

"The police didn't believe me when I told them I found a flying carpet... They called the whole thing fabricated."

"Me: Sometimes I wish I wasn't shy and introverted Alcohol: I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS!"

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"

"My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s It's a timeless piece, really."

"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."

"What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? Better reflexes."

"I have decided to become a dolphin... It is my true porpoise in life"