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Joke of the Day

"I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?!"""

"I saw some guy stealing a gate last night... I thought not to shout at him cuz he might take a fence."

"What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals."

"Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors... ...this morning when the batteries went flat"

"They planned the date when the Burj Khalifa would be finished in advance... They wanted to know when it'd be due by"

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was bblamdiffergmunmnumblldpbdb."

"My wife finally got a ""Brazilian"". He seems nice."

"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."

"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"