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Joke of the Day
"This joke isn't fast. It's not slow either. I guess it's just half-fast."
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"""Pool"" in Spanish is ""Piscina"". They know."
"Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I'm goin to google who made them & I'm going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves"
"Coworker: Oh, look how beautiful! It's snowing again! Me: *stabs coworker with icicle*"
"Dear Sir, I am writing this with a heavy heart. Sorry it's so hard to read I should really find a pen"
"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"
"Hockey joke Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you."
"I told my girlfriend I wanted to try the orca in bed tonoght. I wanted to see how long I can last Tilikum."
"""Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you."" ""Is the male lead obsessed with me?"" ""Yes."" ""I'll do it."""
"Why wouldn't the two tampons speak to each other? Because they were both stuck-up cunts."