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Joke of the Day
"Computer Joke: What do you call a fat man's jacket? Firmware"
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"What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !"
"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count And those who cannot count"
"One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day."
"My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes."
"I've never bitten off more than I can chew, but once I put too much mouthwash in my mouth and couldn't swish it around."
"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"
"""There's an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are.You don't need this. If your phone doesn't ring at all, you're ugly."""
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them. (Works better in spoken format, I know)"
"What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW? A redneck's trigger actually does something"