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Joke of the Day
"Computer Joke: What do you call a fat man's jacket? Firmware"
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"Case of the Pregnant Lady joke"
"I've got 40 raisins in my savings account ...oh no wait, that's my currant account."
"How do you make an internet addict wait? I'll tell you later."
"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"
"Just found out a spider's been living in my shower. Just hanging out. Quietly. Watching me. So, long story short, I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!"
"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
"I was in bed with my boyfriend Ernie last night, and he said to me ""Soph, you got no tits and a tight box."" I said to him ""Ernie get off my back."" h/t: Bette Midler"
"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."
"Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days... 15 days later and I'm still black."