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Joke of the Day

"What is your favourite shaggy dog tale?"

"A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... ""Daddy I'm cumming!"" ""Hi Cumming, I'm dad"""

"What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around? He got *nailed*."

"An anagram of Ellen Poe is Allen Poe.. Quoth the Reddit...nevermore"

"Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : ""Come again ?"" ( not hearing ) Blonde: ""Nope, Just mustard this time"""

"The squirrels on campus are getting bold. I was eating a pop tart outside and a squirrel came over and stole my credit card information"

"""Your place or mine?"" ""But, sir, I just met you. What makes you think I would be interested?"" ""Lady, let's be honest - why else would a 35-year-old woman be at carburettor exhibition?"""

"Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they"

"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A stagger-saurus."

"What comes after March? April, fools!"