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Joke of the Day
"apparently my psychiatrist doesn't appreciate that i call her my new drug dealer"
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"What u call a Jewish Asian? Japplebaum."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Jerkey"
"A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base."
"Insert racist joke here... Change location of joke to Ferguson."
"""Haven't had to use my brakes in a few minutes. Better make sure they still work real quick."" -- everyone in front of you on the highway."
"Knock, Knock Whose there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget."
"Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog"
"Where do puppies go when they die? Back into the microwave so I can get in another round."
"I'm not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me ""2mer is B-9, woot!"""