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Joke of the Day

"About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die! Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!"

"Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor? He got the sack.."

"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"

"Twitter: where 20-year standup comedy vets get out-funnyed by accountants, college kids, junkies, & unemployed single moms on a daily basis."

"Who had it worse than the Jews in 1941? The Jews in 1942."

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."

"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."

"What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail."

"My friend just found out that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."

"Why can't white girls finish their sentences? Because they can't even"