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Joke of the Day

"About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die! Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!"

"I like my Presidents like I like my porn saved"

"What do you call a gay man milking a cow? A Dairy Queen."

"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."

"What did the jew say when he reached the concentration camp? AU SHWITZ"

"What do you call a Nun who is moving? Virgin Mobile...."

"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."

"One. How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"When I was a kid, I would launch Hamsters and other small rodents in my model rockets. I called it the Gerbil Space Program."

"I replace all the family pictures my coworkers have on their desks with pictures of baby sloths and suddenly I need professional help?!?"