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Joke of the Day
"As an English person there's one thing I love between me and the French. The English Channel."
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"I got a call from my ex crying and telling me she was HIV+ The hardest part is always having to act surprised."
"A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts."
"An upscale Asian restaurant called ""Suit and Thai."""
"How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling"
"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."
"An Irishman walks... out of a bar."
"Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia? He was snowed in"
"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""
"Handball :) Germany is now the handball European champion. But it seems it was the easiest win in Poland since 1939 for a german team."