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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving? He didn't have the guts for it."
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"I don't trust Bonsai trees. They are a little shady."
"[Inventing Cotton Candy] What if insulation was delicious?"
"What's the worst thing you could possibly hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"An old lady at the gym told me her dad married her mom because she could catch chickens.... Pretty sure she had a pretty firm grip on something else too...."
"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud."
"What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew"
"Advent calendars are fun if you ignore that every day is a new, fresh hell waiting to be survived."