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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby."

"It's true what they say: shut up."

"How do you kill lots of Anzacs in a small amount of time? By telling them to get out of the trench"

"Really upset about this migration crisis... My SSD's sectors are misaligned, and it's really bugging me."

"Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror? To see how she looks like when sleeping."

"Time = Money because you SPEND it!"

"I real reason I'm single I have a tiny penis."

"I read a story by a pregnant woman on reddit She was having trouble with her pregnancy, and she said she would post an update after it was over. OP delivered."

"User interface? I hardly even know her!"

"In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU."