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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby."
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"The groom upon his engagement went to his father and said ""I've found a woman just like mother!"" His father replied ""So what do you want from me sympathy?"""
"What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three Ho's"
"I can eat a rope and have it come out tied at the other end. . . I shit you knot"
"I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants... ...it said ""Bathroom Closed"""
"Saw a bad accident from my hot air balloon so I tried landing to help but just ended up killing everyone even worse"
"What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot."
"Why'd the baker resort to prostitution? Because they knead the dough."
"Knock knock!"
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