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Joke of the Day
"How do Chinese people laugh? LMAO ZEDONG!"
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"Why can't women play sports They can't wear the same clothes as 11 other women"
"I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy. ""Making breakfast. ;)"" ""Walking the dog. ;)"" ""Broke in to your house ;)"""
"cant take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge.... you are coming to my room"
"What do you call a gorilla in water? Harambait."
"Describe yourself in one word Bad at describing myself with one word."
"If you die in the shower when you're shampooing do the police have to finish rinsing when they find you or is that the ME's job. Is it a job"
"I scream, You scream, We all scream because grandma is visiting for Christmas and she forgot her hearing aids again."
"How to catch a polar bear Cut a hole in the ice. Surround the hole with frozen peas. When the bear walks up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!"
"Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend? He just needed some space."