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Joke of the Day
"Why did Chris Christie cross the road? Because chicken is fucking delicious!"
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"You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck."
"I decided to write down all the pieces of classical music I want to play before I die... ...it's my bucket Liszt."
"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"
"Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I find about 12 of them somewhat tolerable once in a while."
"Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision."
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."
"Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!"
"Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church? It has six commandments and four suggestions"
"I once told a girl her ""traditional"" kimono was a rip off of a gofuku. She said ""Gofukurself."""