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Joke of the Day

"No Grandma, an iPad is not a new brand of Maxi Pads"

"There was a water fight at our local park today... ...and I won!!! Nobody is a match for me and my kettle!"

"I'm allergic to Everclear. It makes me break out.. Into handcuffs."

"An underage sweater walks into a bar for the third time. The bartender says, ""I'm gonna need to see your cardigan."""

"After ten minutes trying to explain twitter to a friend I gave up and told her it was a pyramid scheme."

"The drag queens hairdo He calls it ""the Whitney"" It's black and dyed in the bath."

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."

"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've already read it!"

"""I am doing well."" - Russian man having sex with a well"

"What do you get when you cross a bungee cord with an owl?? My ass."