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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a black lady is pregnant? If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked."

"I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns, then I'm just majestic."

"I get carried away sometimes. Because I refuse to leave."

"Hillary's so crooked... she needs a Kaine for support."

"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"

"How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!"

"What is one item which has never been affected by inflation? Deer's Balls There are always under a buck"

"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"

"Explain joke What is a bee's favorite game? Hive and seek"

"Are they shutting twitter down anytime soon? I need to do life stuff."