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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a black lady is pregnant? If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked."

"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""

"I forgot to wear my Halloween costume to work. I was gonna go as the Invisible Deaf Mute Man."

"I got fired from the banana plantation for ""wasting resources"" All i did was throw out the Bent ones"

"Rich guy does it: 50 Shades of Grey. Poor guy does it: Cops."

"A joke for you all! Q. What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from jail!?!!? A. A small medium at large!! Just kidding, nigger will probably suffice..."

"Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility."

"A ghost walks into a bar and howls Sorry sir' the barmen replies.""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""

"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."

"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"