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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15.5 years in prison today? Under 16, that is a big win for him. &nbsp; Credit to /u/RandomExcess"

"I uploaded a video to Youtube and it wasn't stolen/ reuploaded by ViralHog! ..."

"Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes."

"Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant."

"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"

"Why did that animal's wife get a divorce? Because he was a cheetah."

"Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms? Better grip. Happy Halloween :)"

"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."

"Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones."

"Me: I grew a beard once & It actually looked just like yours. Him: Why'd you shave it off? Me: I just told you..."