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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my rum. Dark and full of coke."
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"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."
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"Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?"
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"What do you call an irritated nerd? A noyd."