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Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail."
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"""Hello, 911"" Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad ""Is it Goofy or Pluto?"" I don't see how- ""Goofy or Pluto?"" Pluto ""Call a vet"" *hangs up*"
"What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack? A Tut offensive."
"This is why I failed out of collage."
"SIRI, CALL FOR HELP! Searching for kelp. OMGYOU IDIOT! SIRI, GET AN AMBULANCE! There are 23 listings for lap dance in your area."
"Ugly Joke You're so ugly that you make ropes hang them self so they dont have to look at you"
"Money is the root of all larger amounts of money."
"What do you call the unjust murder of someone? Out of the Blue."
"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snowballs"
"Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? No te rias. Es seria!"