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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail."

"The Sad Life A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Abs are for people who can't afford good food."

"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."

"Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator? We have zero inclination."

"Egg puns pls Thought this was an eggcellent idea..."

"Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !"

"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."

"What part of a chicken is a musical instrument? The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)"

"People who are ""just saying"" should try ""just shutting the fuck up."""