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Joke of the Day
"why do nice girls always go for the assholes? I don't even like pegging."
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"Cops: ""Please step out of the car"" Me: ""I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."""
"I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better."
"My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem."
"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"
"What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance? A Psy-borg."
"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."
"What do you call a play about a dictionary? A pun!"
"you gotta hand to short people. Because they can't reach it."
"Yo mama so fat when God said ""Let there be light"" he he to ask her to move out of the way."