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Joke of the Day
"why do nice girls always go for the assholes? I don't even like pegging."
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"Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed."
"Joss Whedon should open his own version of a Tractor Supply store, with gardening and animal supplies ... ... he could call it Whedon Feed 'n Weed-n-feed"
"My boss came up to me..... My boss came up to me and told me ""don't dress for the job you have but dress for the job you want"" so I dressed up as Batman, the bastard said I was fired"
"What's brown and sticky? a stick"
"What has 99 legs and one tooth? The front row at a Willie Nelson concert."
"What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut"
"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"
"That awkward moment... ...when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring...and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty-one year old's? There's twenty of them."