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"I'll bet the lady on this bus can't fart. She'd never shut up long enough to build the required pressure."
"My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point."
"This will probably get buried. . . It's a coffin."
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."
"It's not so much that I'm a KE$HA hater, its more of the fact that I'm a music lover."
"I just want to apologize to all the guys I dated BEFORE I started using Prozac. And to their wives. And their local fire departments."
"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."
"what did Spock find in the ships lavatory? the captain's log"