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Joke of the Day

"After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black... ...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a collective sigh of relief"

"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."

"My credit card was stolen yesterday... Not sure if I should report it, the thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does."

"What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy? OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!"

"Why did the bicycle stop moving? Because it was two-tiered."

"What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force"

"Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?"

"Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there."

"A new sickness has been found and researchers report it infects only the nose. According to them, this is a full-blown disease."

"Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone."