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Joke of the Day
"My little girl will never have daddy issues. But her future boyfriends will."
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"What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died? Mourning wood"
"It's funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second."
"What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!"
"Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow."
"I don't mean to be a party pooper but... where's your bathroom?"
"I like my women like I like my radioactive isotopes... Really hot and completely unstable."
"Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy"
"Why doesn't Barbie have any kids? Because Ken came in another box."
"What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common? They both turn ""o"" into an ""O""."