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Joke of the Day
"Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life."
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"Did you guys see the new Mad Max prequel? It was playing on every channel last night"
"Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig."
"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."
"Thought I saw Donald Trump but it was just a pile of distressed leather with a raccoon napping on top of it."
"s/o to bees for producing food that we can eat. no other bug is generous like that LOVE YOU BEES"
"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"
"moms outraged over new ninja turtels movie. ""theres too much violence"" says one mom. says another ""they r named after guys who sculpt butts"""
"What kind of dog do IT people prefer? A Dobie"
"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."