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Joke of the Day
"Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life."
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"Will you date me? breathe if yes, swim across the atlantic ocean while reciting the bible in japanese if no"
"If you were antipencil, would you be erasist?"
"What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? You only need one nail for the picture!"
"If you're in a hot dog eating contest, poop on the table, and then while everyone is too grossed out to eat, just finish one hot dog."
"How you call a girl that doesnt do blowjobs ? You simply don't call her."
"My husband asked me to act like a ""naughty school girl"" for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don't have to participate."
"If by ""cat-person"" you mean do I sleep a lot and will I lose my temper with you without provocation, then yes I'm a cat-person."
"If I Cuold Time Travel I wouldn't have dropped out of school"
"What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's."