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Joke of the Day

"What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? AYEE ya thought it be ARRR but it be the 'C'!"

"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"

"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"

"Man walks into a zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog. It's a shitzu."

"ME: You're saying I'm not smart enough for this job? BOSS: Well, yes. ME: [points to computer] Just because I can't use the typewriter TV?"

"Did you know: the average American spends 8,000 years of their life refilling Brita water pitchers."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves..... Free"

"Hey what do you call a bunch of scaredy cows? cowherds. xD"

"What does Britain and a dead pig have in common? Both have been fucked by David Cameron."