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Joke of the Day

"What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."

"Just seen a midget struggling carrying a TV to his car. I said "" You need a hand with that flat screen mate?"" He said ""Fuck off dickhead, its an ipad"""

"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."

"It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat."

"Honey, I'm pregnant.. Hi Pregnant, I'm dad."

"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"

"Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"

"In Soviet Russia, Romans do as we do."

"Two men were having a drink together. One said ""I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife."" ""Why's that?"" asked the other. ""Because she's always trying to bite my head off"" he replied."

"I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."