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Joke of the Day

"A man asked me, which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I told him, ""I don't know, and I don't care."""

"Why didn't anyone care about the circus? Because it was irr-elephant"

"Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!"

"What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn? Oinkment!"

"Hi, I'd like to order a baby ""Excuse me?"" It says here you deliver babies? ""Sir this is a hospital"" [vampire quickly hangs up phone]"

"What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple? Two Wongs don't make a white"

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."

"Ladies, if you've ever walked by a van with no windows and you're reading this, it's because you're ugly."

"Don't mess with me! I've got a black belt... It's brown on the other side."

"What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone."