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Joke of the Day
"I hate when films say "" 'MAY' contain nudity?"" Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME"
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"My wife took me to the best 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play."
"When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!"
"I mailed my maths homework to Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Queen Elizabeth II ...it said to give my answers to 3 significant figures."
"Why do Leprechauns always laugh as they run across a field? The grass tickles their balls"
"I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, 'what do you have to tell me?' he said, 'I don't know, never made it this far'"
"Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur? Because he used a honey comb."
"If I ever adopted a child, I think it'd be black. I really don't want to have to pay for college."
"What was the General's answer... to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term? ""Tanks, Obama."""
"Think about it! You're already thinking about it, you might as well do it."