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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!"
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"Anyone else call their farts ""Smelly Wind Monsters?"" Cuz if Jew don't Jew should and if you Jew than take this shower. It's a gas! Also, butt trumpet."
"What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East? A Pimp"
"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"Fate is when you find something you were never looking for and realize its everything you never knew you wanted."
"If all the girls who went to my high school prom were laid end to end... It wouldn't surprise me at all."
"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."
"What do you call a monkey in a suit? Over-dressed!"
"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"
"What do you call a 5 year old's knees? Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks."