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Joke of the Day

"Teacher and Student Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I'm going home now."

"My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground."

"Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival."

"There are three types of people... People who can count and people who can't"

"A bear walks up to a rabbit and asks ""Do you have a problem with shit getting stuck in your fur?"" Asks BEAR. The rabbit looked taken back, ""Uhh, No"" So the bear wiped his ass on the rabbit."

"Joe Dirt 2 was so bad Amazon Prime should have released it yesterday"

"Why can't Sluts Count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful!"

"The frog was double parked... And that's why she got Toad."

"Buys valentine. Writes ""I love you"" inside. Mails card to self. Receives card in mail. Reads card. ""Eww, why do I attract losers?"""

"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."