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Joke of the Day
"What part of a hospital does an abortion patient avoid? The right wing"
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"In 21st century Deleting history is more important than making history"
"The FCC requires all rock stations to hire a woman named Kat."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands. I love that joke, it never grows old."
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" ""Yeah....so is a grenade"""
"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."
"Is it too soon to crack a joke about flight MH17... Cause I'll probably be shot down."
"What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common? Both have had to adjust for inflation."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, ""Hey, buddy, doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."""
"Son of a Beach So I like digging. I am going to go the beach and become a professional digger. Professional digger."