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Joke of the Day
"Is it too soon to crack a joke about flight MH17... Cause I'll probably be shot down."
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"What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall? Art"
"Why do so many people like Harry Potter? It's a charming story."
"Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot."
"Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank!"
"My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors."
"My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls."
"I sometimes love math jokes.... 50% of the time they put me in a positive mood"
"Shot my dog 's'mornin' Farmer: ""Shot my dog 's'mornin' Friend: ""Were he mad?"" Farmer: ""Twernt too pleased."""
"What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks? It's won't be long now!"