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Joke of the Day
"Is it too soon to crack a joke about flight MH17... Cause I'll probably be shot down."
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"What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them."
"I heard that my old neighbour forgot about his dementia. He's alright now."
"If intelligent people don't start procreating faster than the trash in ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,"" we're all heading towards a very dismal future. Am I the only one seeing this?"
"If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations."
"What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy."
"Why was the Frenchmen racist? Because he was a bigette."
"[planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*"
"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
"It's International Holocaust Remembrance Day And Fugghedaboutit Day in Germany."