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Joke of the Day
"What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."
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"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""
"Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve Republicans here."" The Republicans say ""That's OK...We don't serve you either."
"If Hillary Clinton stripped off her pant suit, what would you see? Depends."
"I just bought my wife some new eyes, a new nose and a new mouth... I can't wait to see her face when she opens them."
"What happens when a pope dies? Another pops up."
"I love garbage day... Once a week my street celebrates me"
"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."
"My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well... I am seeing less and less of her everyday."
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