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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case."
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"TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title."
"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."
"5 Strategies to stop arguing whit your Women 1. Admit she is right 2. Admit she is right 3. admit she is right 4. admit she is right 5. run for your life"
"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism."
"What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate"
"When I was a kid, I got really upset when my mom started buying Dove body wash. I just couldn't understand why they would make soap out of such majestic birds."
"Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction but that's about it."
"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."
"What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? Arts and carafes."