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Joke of the Day
"Heard of the man who banged an ATM? He came into a lot of money"
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"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"
"What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian? Dam... I got to get in shape!"
"YOUR MUMS SO FAT...... your mums so fat she makes the moon look small"
"Why is Helen Kellers belly button bruised? Her boyfriend is blind too."
"Telling a girl to calm down: works about as well as trying to baptize a cat."
"I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes, *Oops the title was meant to say ""Jehovah witnesses"""
"-Here_is=ajoke/for=people/good_at-reading_between|the\lines_"
"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"
"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."