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Joke of the Day

"Listen, I'll play that funky music if you ask me in a nice, non-derogatory way."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"

"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."

"Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much? They're never short of Sichuan musicians."

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed."

"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."

"What do you find at an end of the rainbow? Violet"

"Why did ISIS stop looting viagra? The goats all died."

"A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry."