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Joke of the Day

"Where does the Empire buy their robes? The Darth Mall!"

"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""

"I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer."

"I'm just going to put an ""Out of Order"" sticker on my forehead and call it a day."

"I sell property based in vietnam after WWII, people tell me i fucked up everyone there in the 60s My name is agent orange"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ? Aladdin the street wants a word with you !"

"What is the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls outs"

"Been really trying to see things from my wife's point of view lately... Been looking out this kitchen window for hours..."

"Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere."

"""I'm constantly quoting myself. Like right now, for instance."" I just said that."