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Joke of the Day
"Note to self: in future, put stripper in novelty oversized cake AFTER baking."
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"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."
"Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don't even know it."
"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"
"What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up? Brush Limbaugh"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lic-Alot-O-Puss"
"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry Ben is in a coma"
"I just ate a breakfast of champions. There's. Blood. EVERYWHERE."
"Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves"
"Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'"