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Joke of the Day
"You can lead whore to water... But you can't make her sink...easily."
Next Joke
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)"
"I have an extensive library of over 2,000 classic, important books just in case you have a question about the first 54 pages of one of them."
"What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho"
"I want minions for Christmas."
"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"
"Why do robots make bad lovers? Nuts & bolts!"
"*Opens fridge *Sees chocolate bar with a note ""please don't eat me"". *Eats chocolate bar Now who would want to eat a piece of paper?"
"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so ridiculously witty?"