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Joke of the Day
"What's scary about a white man in prison? You know he did it"
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"The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating ""I can't hear you"" over and over"
"A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. Meow meow..."
"I told my sons i would buy them each a new Nerf gun. Me: ""Im going to buy you boys a new Nerf gun today"" Son: ""I don't want a Nerf gun i want a Transformer"" Me: ""It's Nerf or nothing"""
"I got probed by an alien last night Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands"
"Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats? Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!"
"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes."
"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"
"The HARDEST part about being a teenager? Probably having to sigh a second time when the first was too quiet."
"Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... ... ...Eat them!"