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Joke of the Day

"Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches? They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!"

"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."

"A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom."

"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal? Smoked Meat Every Day."

"The wife left a note by the TV today saying ""Its not working, I'm leaving"" I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!"

"I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly."

"Why are hurricane names female because they are destructive until you go inssiiiddee.... came up with this while i was on the water"

"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."

"I wanted to bake a cake from scratch, but I'm out of scratch."