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Joke of the Day

"*Sits straight up in bed* ""THE CHILDREN"" *Kids are sitting in the produce department while two watermelons sleep peacefully in their beds*"

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"why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism"
"I didn't like my haircut at first... But it's growing on me."
"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"
"Jesus: ""Is it time for the second coming yet dad?"" God: ""I'll just give Kanye the Holy Spirit. Already thinks he's me."" Both: ""LOLOLOLOL"""
"God must be a Republican. He wasn't that into humans until He found His Son was one."
"Did you hear of the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"What rock group has four guys and no singers? Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day! http://i.imgur.com/N8LF0HU.png"
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"Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??"