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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor the other day.... ... and told him, ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get a stiffy."" He looked at me and said, ""That's because you look like a cunt!"""

"How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!"

"Every Woman has a V, What am I? I start with a ""v"" and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes."

"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."

"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber He had Loco motives"

"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."

"It's not necrophilia if she was alive when I started."

"How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater"

"Why did the NSA spy on Germany ? Because after meeting with Merkel, they heard Obama say ""I'd tap that""."