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Joke of the Day
"knock knock who's there? To To who? AH AH AH, to whom"
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"The difference between snowmen and snowwomen. Snowballs."
"2 guys walk into a bar. chef"
"DUMBLEDORE: Who's brought evil into Hogwarts? HARRY: I think it's Malfoy, professor! DARK MYSTERIOUS NEW TEACHER: Oh come on"
"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"
"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is"
"If I say, ""Don't worry, I'm on it,"" there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch."
"I think it's fun how Hollywood gets to make as many Superman movies as they want until they get it right."
"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."