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Joke of the Day

"Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit."

"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."

"Wife: Where are you going? Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got? Five?"

"How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up. How do you ruin a joke? Screw it up again."

"My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal. That's his flossophy."

"Why is the new Brexit diet so popular? All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling."

"What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club."

"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."

"The grass is always greener, but usually because it's synthetic AstroTurf."

"Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color."