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Joke of the Day
"Two flying turtles found a rabbit inside a hole The rabbit cried out, ""Is it midnight?"""
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"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""
"How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy...? How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say, ""Congratulations"" but no one rubs the guy's balls and says ""Good job""?!"
"I bartered a ring for a shop vac All she does is suck up my wallet and spend all my money."
"When I was young I was so poor I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat"
"I told my redneck uncle how I learned about the five pillars of Islam. He said Muslims must all be a bunch of pansies. Just one pillar has always been enough for him, and he sleeps just fine!"
"Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it."
"Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. Except Chris Brown."
"Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport? Bae-sball"
"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"