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Joke of the Day

"Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs"

"I started a fertilizer store but but got sued by Apple Inc. They patented selling overpriced shit for fruits."

"Donkey and a rooster So let's say I have a rooster and you have a donkey. If your donkey eats the feet off of my rooster what will you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home..."

"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."

"What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common ""When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"""

"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""

"Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no."

"What does a horny frog say? Rubbit. Stole this from a friend."

"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."