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Joke of the Day
"A midget fortune teller killed his clients and fled... He is a small medium at large."
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"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else."
"What's black and runny Moses Kiptanui"
"What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote? **""There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.""**"
"Pedophiles are... .... Fucking immature assholes."
"I went to the gym and did a negative pullup today. It was a letdown."
"A cheese factory just exploded... There was de-brie everywhere"
"Marry with that girl If a Girl says's :- I Don't like Shopping "" !! . . . . . . . Then Marry Her !!...:D"
"Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope."
"Be a firefighter they said, Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said, Youre misinformed they said, We're calling the police they said"