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Joke of the Day

"Carol from Facebook said she's ""taking it one day at a time,"" so I responded ""me too. That's how days work."""

"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"

"Why did sally fall of the swing? she had no arms"

"""I'll be black"" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Not bad!"

"My dad gave me a stamp collection for my birthday... I said, ""Did you buy these or save them from all the years of not paying child support."" -Courtesy of Tommy Johnagin"

"There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who know math and those who don't."

"Wonder why my son doesn't want me to walk him to the bus stop? Maybe I'd better unhook one of the straps on my overalls like the cool kids."

"My sex life is like a Ferrari! I don't have a Ferrari."

"Making Zombies Moist delete"