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Joke of the Day

"I played Dodgeball... I got Bullied.... I ate Gluten... I didn't get Participation Trophies... I turned out fine... So will your kid..."

"A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?"""

"The awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally."

"What did the cop say to his belly button? You're under a vest lol"

"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."

"Date etiquette: The smaller fork is a salad fork. Use the larger fork to eat the salad fork."

"So I guess nobody's into necrophilia humor. Because all the jokes are fucking dead."

"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed. What the hell kind of scary shit is that?"

"[ping pong] ME: 3 to 2, my serve JESUS: M: can I have the ba- J: the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve M: [exhales] every time"