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Joke of the Day

"I played Dodgeball... I got Bullied.... I ate Gluten... I didn't get Participation Trophies... I turned out fine... So will your kid..."

"What do you call someone who hates Asians A riceist"

"What's the difference between dark and hard It stays dark all night"

"Me: what do you want for breakfast? 7: a bowl of sugar Me too kid, me too"

"Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations."

"Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land? Because they really wanted a third's eye view!"

"Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: ""This one has insurance. Don't kill him."""

"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"

"Whenever someone says, ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes."

"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""