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Joke of the Day

"Tip: if you often say things like ""there is no i in team but there *is* one in incompetence"" they won't ask you to mentor new coworkers."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground..... The priest says to the rabbi, ""Hey rabbi, lets screw those little boys over there."" The rabbi replies, ""screw them out of what?"""

"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."

"Why are Fiat cars named as such? Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor."

"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"

"Where are otters from? Otter space!"

"Yo momma's so dense, she got a job at NASA... ..bending light."

"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."

"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!"

"The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one."