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Joke of the Day
"Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body."
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"A robber runs out of a store with a stolen TV. The blonde cashier runs after him yelling, ""Wait, you forgot the remote!"""
"Hey Girl Scout, let your mom handle my cookie transaction. I don't have all day to watch you practice math."
"With the unemployment rate so high, why are people still getting neck tattoos?"
"Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness."
"Mark Twain Quote ""Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."""
"TIFU by bringing on the wrong player Oops, wrong sub Please^dont^hate^me"
"What RoflWhale really stands for. Rolling on the floor laughing while having a lubricated ejaculation!"
"87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math."
"I wish genders were more like the twin towers At least the people who changed the number of towers realised we all hated them and they died"